vaspim:

h0odrich:

It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class

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Car crash

eveningthescore:

A car crash brings up some bad memories for Flyers fans, but fear not, all is well today.

Jakub Voracek crashed his Ferrari over in the Czech Republic this morning. Flyers say he’s perfectly fine and there was no alcohol involved.

The story is that he sped up to get around a truck(if I read it right) and didn’t slow down in time. 

you can read the whole story here: Jakub Voracek crashes, totals Ferrari in Czech Republic; Flyers say he’s OK

perfectly-proper:

anonynaila:

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mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

PLEASE

this is my second time, i’m still waiting on my first book thanks

10 Things a Taurus Hates:

lovesexzodiac:

  1. People who brag too much
  2. Mess and disorganization
  3. Clothing that is torn or missing buttons
  4. Bad cooks
  5. Being ignored in public
  6. Public speaking
  7. People who don’t wear deodorant
  8. Being the butt of humor or practical jokes
  9. Not being smart or as an intellectual
  10. Fast food
  • (Pens win a playoff round against a team that is not the Flyers)
  • Pens fans: SUCK IT FLYERS FANS
  • (Pens win an award for which no Flyers are in contention)
  • Pens fans: HA EAT IT FLYERS FANS WE WIN
  • (Pens win the Stanley Cup without playing the Flyers at any point)
  • Pens fans: WE WIN AGAIN FLYERS FANS LOLOLOL 1975
  • Flyers fans: ...you guys hear something? Eh, probably just the wind.
  • Pens fans: YOU WISH YOU HAD CROSBY AND MALKIN ON YOUR TEAM CROSBY IS THE GREATEST SORRY HE CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HIS STANLEY CUP RING
  • Flyers fans: *eyeroll*
  • Pens fans: DIRTIEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE PHILTHADELPHIA YOU BOOED SANTA CLAUS 1975 1975 NINETEEN SEVENTY FIIIIIVE
  • Flyers fans: Okay, you know what? Kansas City.
  • Pens fans: SEE THIS IS WHY EVERYONE HATES YOU YOU'RE THE MOST CLASSLESS AND ARROGANT FANS IN THE LEAGUE FUCK YOU CRYERS
  • Every Other Team's Fans: ...what the fuck.

the mortal instruments by Cassandra Clare

done that one lol, thanks

Fun Fact #22

nhltonight:

Up until the 1931-32 season there was no rule that prevented a team from having two goalies on the ice at one time.

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